Bloopers

bloop-er [blōō'pər]:  an embarrassing mistake; a clumsy mistake, especially one made in  public; a faux pas.

In honor of doing stupid things in foreign countries, the following bloopers and quotes are true real life happenings, in no particular order.

- Getting lost while castle searching when all along it’s two blocks away and then stumbling upon a magical kingdom of fairy muffins and pink frosting known as Charlie’s Bakery. Google it. It’s real.

- Running into glass sliding doors at the business, and knocking them off the track. (Caitlin, Emma, Matthew, Alecia)

- “You can’t call something that cute a man.” (Stephanie)

- Driving into a mountain. Twice. (Caitlin, Emma, Matthew, Stephanie)

- Running out of internet a week and a half before the end of the month.

- “It’s too early for near-death experiences.” (Emma)

- Cooking polony. I mean, mashing it, adding cheese, and then baking it for 30 minutes. It’s like bologna, only chicken, so you’re supposed to eat it sliced cold on bread. (Alecia)

- “On the Sabbath, pants are optional because putting on pants is work.” (Matthew)

- Getting into someone else’s car and fixing your hair in the mirror without realizing you’re in the driver’s seat. (Matthew)

- Leaving skin marks on the pavement while ripsticking. (Drew, Stephanie)

- “That’s where it starts. Next thing you know, you’ll be fat in a corner with some cat lickin’ ya.” (Emma)